Tormato
Worst song: Arriving UFO
Overall grade: 3
It had to end somewhere. The idea of having six outstanding
albums in a row is an unfathomable dream for most bands (King Crimson, lookin’
at you) but Yes managed it, made it look effortless even. Yet on their seventh
attempt they crashed and burned spectacularly, resulting in a bigger mess than
a tomato thrown at a wall with great force. Which, incidentally, isn’t a
completely random simile – it’s a true story, as when Rick Wakeman first caught
sight of the cover art for this album, he hated it so much that he did indeed
throw a tomato at it. That’s a pretty standard response for me when I don’t
like something, too.
My two main problems with this album are 1) bad songs, and
2) the band don’t seem like a proper unit here. They’re all playing, a lot of
the time, but with very little awareness of what everyone else is playing,
which gives a lot of the songs a jumbled and messy feel, as though they’ve been
thrown together. It’s a million miles away from the elaborate symphonies they
conducted on ‘Close To The Edge’.
I’m pretty tired and I don’t want to waste too many words on
this third-rate album, but I’ll throw out a quick description of some of these
songs. I’m completely indifferent to ‘Future Times/Rejoice’. The sound quality
is absolutely terrible (as it is on most of the album) causing me to spend the
first couple of minutes just thinking about that, during which time nothing in
the song has managed to grab me. The rest of the song continues to amble by,
its watered-down-Yes too bland to provoke a reaction.
‘Madrigal’ and ‘Release Release’ are the two most
disappointing things on here – not the worst, just the most disappointing,
because they display the band’s sad first few stabs at a commercial hit. ‘Madrigal’
is a kind of ‘Wondrous Stories’ rewrite, but seriously inferior, while ‘Release
Release’ rocks much harder, but it’s as though the band were so focused on that
aspect that they forgot to make it do anything else.
In actual fact, neither of these ended up being a hit, but they
had some vague commercial success with one of the other tracks, ‘Don’t Kill the
Whale’. Though Yes doing a protest song is a bit unexpected, it’s actually
pretty good, although it’s better if you don’t think too much about the lyrics.
A lot of songs here are quite simple and as such, not great showcases for the
band’s playing, but the same can’t be said for Wakeman and especially Howe
here, where they both get a chance to cut loose and solo a bit.
Second side; ‘Arriving UFO’ is pretty painful, with the
group going embarrassingly sci-fi and taking the phrase ‘nerd music’ to a new
level. Kind of like ‘The Ancient’ on ‘Tales from Topographic Oceans’, it’s Yes
trying to play a more experimental, sound-effect-laden piece, and totally
failing – there’s no musical progression in this song or anything to make it
more than a medley of themes.
Luckily, things finally start picking up towards the end
with the Anderson solo song ‘Circus of Heaven’, which is fun and innocent and
seems to reflect his personality really well, and the Squire solo song ‘Onwards’
which is unexpectedly a straight-up love song, and even more unexpectedly,
pulled off with ease and grace. It would probably be really pretty if the sound
quality didn’t suck so much.
We close with the only song that I can be really positive
about; ‘On the Silent Wings of Freedom’. It’s about half the length of ‘Awaken’
on the previous album and also about half as good, but there are worse things
than half as good as ‘Awaken’. The whole band are involved and all of their
parts work (it feels for the first time like they can hear each other play) and
I can tell that if I didn’t know many Yes songs, I’d absolutely love this. As
it stands, it feels just a touch formulaic,
as if the group have developed a pattern to their epics. Still I enjoy it; it’s
jazzy and enigmatic, and Squire’s bass playing is a particular highlight.
To be honest, the odds of a prog band releasing a good album
in 1978 were not good, and to their credit they didn’t fail as spectacularly as
ELP did with ‘Love Beach’. That said, if an album is so bad that it makes you
throw a tomato at it, it should make you think twice about whether you really
want it to be released.
So am I to understand the REAL cover was just the dude with the sticks, and the tomato was an Afterthought? Still, YECCH. And the liner notes are ridiculous. WTF is a Banger Tor and why do we need a topographical map of it? And WTH is a "Gibson 'The Les Paul?'" It's just a Les Paul!
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